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Entry #51

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BIRTHDAY TIME!

Posted by CashClock Oct. 17, 2009 @ 9:56 PM EDT

Well, 18th October. My birthday, time to get drunk as fuck...

In other news: This is the first post I've done for nearly a month.

I also made a horrible failure of a parody thread. Since Parody threads are usally deleted I'll just copy+paste it here, I was parodying a thread of someone who's house got robbed. And I forget to removed the "I was robbed on the thread."

Here it is: (Laugh at my stupidity...I deserve it.)

Today i was robbed.

I was outside, walking along.
However, I spotted a decent looking house.

I didn't take much, and I tried not to break anything. I just managed to fit through a window.

I took:
-A nintendo wii with a SSBB disk inside.
-1500 dlls worth of jewelry
-Our 17'' computer monitor (just the monitor)
-The printer
-MY backpack (I had the decency to empty out all of it's contents, but I used to take the other crap.)

Comments, anyone?

The thread that I failed horribly to parody is here...I hate myself so much right now.

Jamoke is now officially my hero for deleting my thread I'm banned for 3 days though...But still, at least it got deleted, right?

Updated: 10/17/09 10:57 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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3 Comments

Oct. 17, 2009 | 10:18 PM CapnChaos says:

Happy-tomorrow birthday.

Oct. 17, 2009 | 10:20 PM CashClock responds:

It's actually my birthday now, although in your time it's still the 17th.

It's 3:23am here.


Oct. 17, 2009 | 11:52 PM CapnChaos says:

You failed so badly dude.

but lol he said "He didn't take much"

But he took a wii, a screen, 1500 dollars worth of jewlery and the printer.

that's a lot.

Oct. 18, 2009 | 2:08 PM CashClock responds:

I know, but your right, 1500 dollars of Jewelry. WTF!

Updated: Oct. 18, 2009, 2:08 PM

Oct. 23, 2009 | 4:42 PM CapnChaos says:

Guess I'm your only friend...

Oct. 23, 2009 | 11:13 PM CashClock responds:

Yeah, where the fuck is STALKER? RB (We're calling Redbartlett that from now on...It's quicker.) replyed though when I told him.

And speeling isn't around much anymore.

Updated: Oct. 23, 2009, 11:13 PM

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