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Entry #50

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CashClock

I'm sorry Newgrounds,

Posted by CashClock Sep. 21, 2009 @ 8:59 AM EDT

but your unfortunally Ginger, thus have no soul. I'm going to have to put you down, I should've just married an Asian, it's not my fault, your Mother somehow had the Ginger Gene even though she has no one Ginger in her family.

I'm sorry, Newgrounds *Chu-Chenk* but...*BANG!*

Updated: 09/21/09 1:04 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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Sep. 21, 2009 | 5:25 PM CapnChaos says:

Gingers are the worst kind of people.

Sep. 22, 2009 | 11:42 AM CashClock responds:

Definatly, infact there not people...And deserve no right on this planet to be among the ranks of normal looking people.


Sep. 22, 2009 | 11:55 AM gingermagicman says:

I bet you can't guess how offended I am.

Sep. 22, 2009 | 12:58 PM CashClock responds:

*Shudders* Ew...Look guys, it's a ginger. Let's beat him with clubs and set him on fire while he carries a heavy rock across a ridiculously hot desert that's tied to him so he can't throw it off!


Sep. 22, 2009 | 2:50 PM CapnChaos says:

Just toss him out in the sun and his sensitive pale, freckled skin will burn

Sep. 22, 2009 | 5:50 PM CashClock responds:

LOL!

Also: Capn shut fuck sursum vos filius of a bitch I'll adveho illac quod virga meus pes eatenus sursum vestri ass you'll exsisto suffoco in is ut is adveho ex vestri os!

Have a good time finding out what that means, and what Language it's in.

Updated: Sep. 22, 2009, 8:50 PM

Sep. 23, 2009 | 5:36 PM STALKERClock says:

We need to think of something or this collab idea will fade away like the others.

Sep. 23, 2009 | 6:03 PM CashClock responds:

Good point...I haven't had too many ideas but we could a collab on something we all like a video game Franchise or something, but before you say obvious ones like Halo, Mario or Sonic etc. They've been done to many times and I'm too much of a one of those guys that makes sure what I'm doing hasn't been done before which pretty much get's a viewers attention. Okay, a collab themed on a tribute to a series/franchise that we all like! Let's get our thinking caps on. (Well, yours...And mine it's going to be on my head for awhile I'll probally think something up randomly, it's pretty much why my friends find me funny, they don't know, but when I'm bored I usually randomly make up jokes/ funny stories and my friends usually shit themselves laughing when I tell them.)


Sep. 23, 2009 | 9:33 PM CapnChaos says:

Well, it's a good idea to do less-obvious video games.

I could do fable

STALKER could do STALKER

Canistel could do The Conduit

and you can do whatever

Sep. 24, 2009 | 11:23 AM CashClock responds:

I could always do Fallout, I have Fallout 1,2 and 3 and I'm probally gonna get the less-famous Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel.


Sep. 23, 2009 | 9:36 PM CapnChaos says:

No amount of LATIN is gonna stop me.

Shut the fuck up capn you son of a bitch. I'm gonna come over there and shove my foot so far up your ass that you'll choke on it.

You asshole.

Sep. 24, 2009 | 11:22 AM CashClock responds:

Oh fuck! If I can't talk in the language of my presumed Roman Ancestors, I'll probally never be able to get away with speaking Italian since you could probally learn Italian fairly easier since there's alot of Language classes for it, but it's rare to find a Latin class since it's basically a language of the dead. (Well, I know my Grandfather is Italian and he knows that his family was Italian for a long long time like, since at least the 16th Century, probally longer.)

Speaking of which how the fuck did you know it was Latin? I KNOW you didn't learn Latin so I'm pretty sure you didn't just see and know it was in Latin, and I also know you used a Translator but I don't know how you knew that it was Latin.

Updated: Sep. 24, 2009, 11:38 AM

Sep. 24, 2009 | 3:49 PM CapnChaos says:

Don't get too worked up about that cash.

I only speak English, and I can somewhat speak French, but I'm good at identifying languages.

it's all based on key words and suffixes.

I see suffixes such as "Illius" "nus"

and I see words like "ex" and "os"

I recognize those as latin, so i threw them in a translator.

Long story short: I'm pretty smart.

Sep. 24, 2009 | 5:01 PM CashClock responds:

Ah, right. Is there any language I can trick you on?

Updated: Sep. 24, 2009, 5:24 PM

Sep. 24, 2009 | 5:30 PM CapnChaos says:

Probably not.

Even if I don't recognize any keywords, there's always Google.

Sep. 24, 2009 | 7:03 PM CashClock responds:

Shit.


Oct. 3, 2009 | 7:00 PM walterwagner says:

lol

Oct. 3, 2009 | 7:05 PM CashClock responds:

Your ginger aren't you? *Cocks shotgun*

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