Well...I have 1337 posts, so yeah...Cool.

Just incase your not sure for buying Prototype.

You just gotta love Penny arcade comics.

Where the fuck are all of you?

We all haven't talked for awhile so yeah, hows it going?

And I'm just out of ideas...Killer robot(Troll 3000) was done, Super Duper Mega Nuke was done, Virus that causes a "zombie" effect on the infected was done, Super Duper Mega Triple Nuke was cancelled due to the fact that research proved there is no possible way I could gather the materials needed...(Over 540548 billion of Uranium...Jeez, there isn't even that much in the world and even if there was i'd have a horrible time stealing it.) So finally I'm out of ideas.

So guys I need you to give me the best god-damn Doomsday project ever. The prize of course to have the fame and honour of being responsible for the world's destruction...You'll be the envy of all yours friends(Until there horrible death of course.)

Because all my E-buds know I'm not dead...Just highly inactive for the last two months.

And...I have nothing to post about, well erm...I like boobies and porn.

: I bet the first person to post is not one of my E-buds infact is someone I've never met or a troll.

Don't worry guys, I'm alive...Internet problems in our street some dumb kids broke the connection somehow and for some reason it took them two months to fix, don't ask...Because I have no clue? Conspiracy maybe?

Sorry I've been away for so long what have I missed?

Nah just joking like Stalker said my base was found they killed all my men and destroyed everything I've worked so hard for...I've recently escaped using something I like to call "The Mole 2000" it's an old mod of "The Mole" which I used to escape Area 51 awhile back in '88. The improves are of course instead of mounted gatling guns, it was mounted gatling lasers...Ahh, technology.

Guys I'm going on a school trip for about two days. We're going to the Lake District to do Canoeing, Rock Climbing etc.

Only three of my friends are going, all of my friends actually applied but positions were full.

Luckily no one I hate is on the list, just four friends an 95 guys I don't hardly talk to.

I'm going in the morning, and by that I mean two hours from now.

I decided to get up at 2:00am instead of 6:00am (Time I need to go.) to make sure I'm fully packed. Got everything, sleeping bag, torch, toothpaste and brush, deodradant and a packed lunch for the journey.

Lake district is pretty far, apprantly we'll be on the bus for about 3 hours.

I'll see you guys later.
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It's now 2:12am, I'm fully ready, just had my breakfast.

Reason I need to get up do early is because I need to get to school by 7:00 and it takes me two hours to get to school.

Usually I only need to get up for 7:00am, but people going have to get to school two hours earlier.

Edit: Okay, I'm going now see you.

This is pretty much the most disturbing thing ever...because I didn't download it but I think my little brother(He's 13.) did...He's the only one that knows the password to my laptop.

I'm thinking it's either: He needs to come out of the closet OR he's playing a huge prank on me to laugh his little chavish spoiled brat head off that involes showing my whole family and everyone at school.

It's not unusal for him to try and destroy my life and this is the kinda thing he's usually up to, but this is a bit overboard.

If he is gay this'll be golden for me...Karma has kicked his ass this time so I can take advantage of this by motherfuckin' telling EVERYONE!

I'm not homophobic, but he and his little chav friends are. So he'll lose all his friends and all his life will be COMPLETELY pulverized, just like he's does to me on a regular basis!

But if it's another one of his retarded schemes, I probally best delete this now and beat the crap out later.

Also note that me and my brother are constantly at war.

Guys go back to our olders posts...

Anyone's that your friends with it feel weird. (Even though it was only a couple of months or a year ago.)

It obvious, an American site supporting Dictatorship?

I mean anyone that was actually Chinese would be offended and notice how they change what we say in Comments and posts.

I bet Tom'll be editing this post right now.

It's so obviously an April fools joke.

I mean at first I bought it, but now...Notice how they don't let us post on the BBS and all the Chinese members seem to be made on the EXACT same time!