I just ordered online the stuff I need to get Xbox LIVE up and going.

I got:

A Xbox 360 official Wireless Network Adapter(Any other Adapter doesn't work...Basically a way to make sure that people get Microsoft's shit, instead of just getting a cheap one that doesn't cost £70.)

A 360 Headset. (The decent one, I heard the cheaper version of it was unbelieveably shit.)

A 2100 MS point card. (I've been missing out on some pretty decent DLC, I mean seriously. Fallout 3: Broken Steel looks awesome, rapes the shit out of the great ending the game had, but still awesome.)

A 12-Month Gold Membership card. (Won't be getting a new one of those in a LONG time, luckily enough.)

All in all it costed me motherfucking £170,(I went to the trouble of finding out how much that is in Rubles, Stalker...Apprantly it's 8,089.72 rubles.) this is why I hate Microsoft, although they know there Multiplayer is the best out of all the systems, they also know that because of that reason, stupid fucks like my good self will buy all this shit and put up with their bullshit.

It's supposed to be here by tomorrow.(Tuesday.)

Well, 18th October. My birthday, time to get drunk as fuck...

In other news: This is the first post I've done for nearly a month.

I also made a horrible failure of a parody thread. Since Parody threads are usally deleted I'll just copy+paste it here, I was parodying a thread of someone who's house got robbed. And I forget to removed the "I was robbed on the thread."

Here it is: (Laugh at my stupidity...I deserve it.)

Today i was robbed.

I was outside, walking along.
However, I spotted a decent looking house.

I didn't take much, and I tried not to break anything. I just managed to fit through a window.

I took:
-A nintendo wii with a SSBB disk inside.
-1500 dlls worth of jewelry
-Our 17'' computer monitor (just the monitor)
-The printer
-MY backpack (I had the decency to empty out all of it's contents, but I used to take the other crap.)

Comments, anyone?

The thread that I failed horribly to parody is here...I hate myself so much right now.

Jamoke is now officially my hero for deleting my thread I'm banned for 3 days though...But still, at least it got deleted, right?

but your unfortunally Ginger, thus have no soul. I'm going to have to put you down, I should've just married an Asian, it's not my fault, your Mother somehow had the Ginger Gene even though she has no one Ginger in her family.

I'm sorry, Newgrounds *Chu-Chenk* but...*BANG!*

Wow, I really just figured this out on a thread so I did some research and came up with this on why White's most likely do more crime than Black's only the Media used to portay the average Black guy as some illiterate fuck that does crime every 5 minutes.

Here it is...After 10 minutes of hard-thinking research (I copy-pastaed this from my last post.)

White people are probally worse, no wait...I know there worse, because as I've said three times in three threads I live in Liverpool. Liverpool has a 95% white population and is located in North-West England. We have a outstanding crime rate which I'm not too proud of.

Seriously we have somekind of violent crime on the Echo (Our city's main newspaper.) every night. Here's the crimerate for Liverpool and London(Which people usually believe is full of crime and has a 50% African population.)

London's crimerate:

Population 232,000 -
Households 109,000 -
Violence against the person - 25.9%
Sexual offences 0.8%
Robbery offences 4.3%
Burglary dwelling offences 7.7%
Theft of a motor vehicle offences 3.5%
Theft from a vehicle offences 11.3%
Total: 53.2%

Now here's Liverpool's crimerate

Population 435,000
Households 194,000
Violence against the person 20.7%
Sexual offences 0.7%
Robbery offences 2.5%
Burglary dwelling offences 9.5%
Theft of a motor vehicle offences 3.8%
Theft from a vehicle offences 9.5%
Total: 44.2%

Now before you say "Wait, idiot. London's crimerate is 9.0% higher than Liverpool's crimerate therefore the Black stereotype is right." Well good sir, remember that London's population is only 50% of Liverpool's population therefore to make it fair you need to half London's crimerate which equals to only 23.6% crimerate(But this includes London's population as a whole.)

(Now this is mainly to disprove the Black criminal stereotype.) BUT WAIT, theres more the Black population in population is only 50% of London's population so we have to half the population. Therefore half 232,000 and what do you get? 117,000! So now we have 117,000 of the population but wait, now we need to half the crimerate AGAIN! Which equals *drumroll* 11.8%!

So only 11.8% is the crimerate to London when just including Black's and because Whites pretty much cover up Liverpool and it's crimerate is 44.2% that means White people do more crime than Blacks and Liverpool is more crime-filled than London because when using your head with Population's you'd find out that it's only 23.6%!

If your wondering what the point in this research was...It's because I usually mental challenges to prove that I'm a fucking genius.

Yes, you heard me right Fallout 1 and Fallout 2! I actually spotted in when looking in Game, they had it in the preowned PC games section for £10 each, I've been looking for these game s before I even had Fallout 3 especially since I love stragetic RPG's. It was actually made on 1997 by Black Isle studios.

Story: The game is set in a post-apocalyptic world following The Great War, a nuclear war that occurred on October 23, 2077 and lasted less than two hours but caused immense damage and destruction. Before The Great War were the Resource Wars, during which the United Nations disbanded, a plague rendered the United States paranoid, and Canada was annexed.

The game takes place in 2161 in Southern California and begins in Vault 13, the protagonist's home. Vault 13's Water Chip, a computer chip responsible for the water recycling and pumping machinery, has broken. The Vault Overseer tasks the protagonist with finding a replacement. He or she is given a portable device called the "PIPBoy 2000" which keeps track of mapmaking, quest objectives, and various bookkeeping aspects. Armed with the PIPBoy 2000 and meager equipment, the protagonist is sent out into the remains of California to find another Water Chip. So unlike Fallout 2 and 3 you WERE actually born in a vault.

The player initially has 150 days before the Vault's water supply runs out. This time limit can be extended by 100 days if he commissions merchants in the Hub to send water caravans to Vault 13. Upon returning the chip, the Vault Dweller is then tasked with destroying a mutant army that threatens humanity. A mutant known as "The Master" (previously known as Richard Grey) has begun using a pre-war, genetically engineered virus called Forced Evolutionary Virus to convert humanity into a race of "Super Mutants", and bring them together in the Unity, his plan for a perfect world. The player is to kill him and destroy the Military Base housing the supply of FEV, thus halting the invasion before it can start.
If the player does not complete both objectives within 500 game days, the mutant army will discover Vault 13 and invade it, bringing an end to the game. This time limit is shortened to 400 days if the player divulged Vault 13's location to the water merchants. A cinematic cut-scene of mutants overrunning the vault is shown if the player fails to stop the mutant army within this time frame, indicating the player has lost the game. If the player agrees to join the mutant army, the same cinematic is shown.

Gameplay: Unlike Fallout 3, Fallout and Fallout 2 aren't a Shooter-RPG, instead your classic Turned-Based step by step RPG. Also unlike Fallout 3 there is a VATS system but the VATS system is actually your movement in combat and actions in it instead of just where you shoot. Exploring the wasteland is done on the map and you travel using it too. By clicking somewhere on the map(Also note, places you haven't been appear black on the Pip-boy 2000's map and light up when you've been there.)and when you encounter a hostile npc(One of the many Wasteland critters, Raiders etc.) or a non-hostile npc(Such as a traveller, merchant etc.).

Design: The design once again unlike Fallout 3 is instead of just Rubble and Rock is actually a full Desert...In which I'm assuming the sand covers the buildings because I never once saw a pre-war building besides the Vaults but then I'm not far into the game so that's not really fair I guess, theres probally some houses or something I didn't come across. I actually prefered Fallout 3's wasteland due to the many Pre-War buildings...It made me want to explore it more than I did with Fallout on top of that but also when not in D.C it was still interesting and had a nice landscape that gave me Goosebumps when I first saw it there's nothing really interesting about Fallout's Desert-like Wasteland but I guess that's just me.

Graphics: The graphics were decent for a 1997 game, they added a nice bit of Detail to some of the characters unlike most games of that time. It was 2d, but it had 3d Cutscenes and Dialogues...

So Fallout is actually a pretty good game and alot of people say it's better than Fallout 3...But I personally think that's just nostaligia talking, while it was a pretty good game Fallout 3 was an EPIC game which I'd rate 8/10. I'd give Fallout a 7/10 while being fair to the distances in age.

I'd definatly advise you to buy whether or not there charging alot of money, JUST BUY IT!

I haven't played Fallout 2 yet, apprantly it's similiar but with added features and Factions. (The Enclave wern't in Fallout...But the sinister pre-war party was in Fallout 2 and play as the Main villians...Also to those of you that don't know: The Enclave wanted the Nuclear war so they could be the only Humans left. Throughout Fallout there underground in an Oil rig waiting until they arrise to find the world rid of everything but there few Cows and other animals they need for food but disapointing finding Humanity to survive.)

Why is this postworthy you may ask? Because I haven't level'd in a year.

Discuss.

Happy birthday you Canadian Cunt, you.

: I remembered...Sort of.

Happy late birthday...Well not that late it was only yesterday...(No this wasn't just another excuse to make a new post...What makes you think that?)

Edit: WAIT, IN American time it's like 11:43pm so I'm not late!

(title says all.)

Well...I have 1337 posts, so yeah...Cool.